Holiday Season..., Sad that it took an ultimatum to get me in gear blogging again (as if I ever made a habit of it before.) Anyway... The holiday season was incredible. It was great to see everyone again and partake in some drinks with the people that I love. Thank you all for making it special for me. The reason I haven’t updated since I got back is because I spent SO much money when I was off for those days that I have been fighting gallantly to recuperate. Honorable mentions from my trip to good old NYC. Brandi my roomie can WORK it. This bitch handled her shit like a pro over the holidays. She had not 1 but 2 INVOLVED boys chasing after her. Both w/quotable quotes. 1 said to me ABOUT her... "I am gonna drive separately so that I can call my girlfriend on the way over... if she answers, I go home, if she DOESNT answer, I go to David’s to potentially sin" the other said "no really, I cant get over how amazingly gorgeous you are... why am I married" as if his wife was NOT a few feet away giving him/us the evil eye. Now that’s a pro. I wish that I could get boys attention like that. You would THINK she would kick a few tips my way to help a bitch out, but she doesn’t. In other notable sleaze... I ran into Mikey Lavender..., this kid that I haven’t seen in YEARS, he had the audacity to ask my friend Lisa (referring to her voluptuous breast) "wha-choo workin' wit' girl?" As if that was an acceptable question, while he IS adorable and we all DID laugh, I found it to be inappropriate. I was certainly NOT surprised to find that he hadn’t landed a girl to make out with that night as he had so surprisingly announced upon entering the vehicle. I had the..., pleasure? of running into an old flame/old crush I guess you’d call him from my past and he was NOTHING to look at. I couldn’t figure out for the life of me what I ever saw in him He was a scruffy mess still wearing borderline tapered leg jeans. I didn’t even bother to take a picture; I need no reminder of his current state. At that same bar only days earlier, my very first boyfriend ever sat making small talk with two of my VERY best friends 1 of them he had NEVER met. She sized him up and prayed to herself that I would walk in to see them sitting together chatting (as I was on my way to meet them.) No surprise to ANYONE, I arrived late looking good and feeling better only to find out that I had missed him by only a few minutes; which was FINE with me. Don't worry though, I made sure his parents saw how good I looked so that they might pass the word on. Speaking of parents, my daddy is getting married. I found that out over the holidays as well. The weddings in July, so I guess I know when I will be home again. My mom and I played a lot of card games and dominoes while I was home, the first day I was feeling under the weather, she killed me. Day two, I beat her like she stole something. Day 3, we were back and forth. I fell in love with Lisa all over again. As well as fell back in love with Sara and David and our trio. The love of my life who is straight paid me the best compliment ever. Jacinto, I love you! Also, I have a crush on this guy that now lives with one of my friends. The guy didn’t live with my friend when I developed a crush on him, in fact, they didn’t even know one another it’s purely a coincidence. Anyhow, my friend HATES him and more or less forces him to stay in his room when he has company over. Well, when I was there, I insisted said friend invite drunken Kyle out to have some drinks with us... After Cosmo number 1 and midway through Cosmo 2, Kyle spills all over the light colored carpet and announces that he is going to bed. Moments later, Kyle emerges on his way to the ladies room where he spent the rest of my stay, puking. Needless to say, I didn’t get any action, but like Shedaisy says..., "I'm still holding out for you" Kyle.
p.p.s, sorry this is sooooo long.
